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JOB OPENING: new VICE PRESIDENT, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute.* Get paid $100,000 for one year to watch television. Job responsibilities include: watch The Dukes of Hazzard weeknight on CMT; know the words to The Dukes of Hazzard theme song, Good Ol' Boys; write The Dukes of Hazzard Institute online blog for cmt.com; serve as expert on all things The Dukes of Hazzard; maybe take The General Lee for a spin now and then. For Job Application, visit: CMTDukesInstitute.com. *The position requires the execution of a one-year, $100,000 Independent Contractor agreement with GREAT! (3/1)