beasts of satan looking for new lead singer

Those wacky Italians... hey, maybe we can get that lame poser wannabe rockstar who chauffeured us around a while back to audition.

Or if you really want to kill your career, why don't you send your demo tape to a reviewer who doesn't have a music background (unless you count going to a lot of shows and scouring the bins at Amoeba as street cred) to review. They really really want to listen to your music. Just because you have a forum doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're talking about and well-meaning music fans don't always make the best critics.