tv is going to suck this fall

We could just call it HasBeen, but this is wrong on so many levels.

A new reality project called ReMix (working title) from Stone & Co Ent and Edmonds Entertainment, brings together 8 known singers and/or musical groups whose careers may have taken a bit of a slide, and put them together for a competition/career makeover. In the vein of American Idol, the competitors will week by week whittled down to just one who will get their album produced by Edmonds Entertainment and hopefully a successful career comeback.

Let's get MC Hammer, Duran Duran, Michael Bolton, Debbie Gibson and Billy Ray Cyrus on board. We've got room for three more, who did I forget?

I'm still going to watch with the sound off.

In addition to Denise Richards, UPN's pilot project Wildlife has added Eric Balfour, Tamara Taylor and Omar Benson Miller to it's cast about twentysomething friends living in Hollywood's Silverlake area.

On second thought, maybe I just won't watch at all.

I'm confused. Is Philly sexier than NYC or Hollywood? Tell me again why this is a good idea.

ABC has added a few to its untitled ensemble comedy project. New cast members include Julie Bowen, Alan Tudyk and Michael Landes. The premise is a group of single thirtysomethings, all living in Philadelphia.

You know, I don't care if they have donkey shows in Philly, I hate the cast and won't be watching.

So let me get this straight - real estate in NYC is funny, but real estate in L.A. is not.

Sofia Vergara has been added to the cast of ABC's Hot Properties, which also includes Nicole Sullivan, in a workplace comedy also set in a NYC real estate office.

Charlotte Ross will join Ashley Scott in ABC's drama pilot Westside, a primetime soap set in a high end Los Angeles real estate office.

It must be true that the water tower on the Warner Bros. lot is filled with Jack Daniels instead of water and television execs climb up there for "inspiration".

"Are you there God? It's me, Daniel. Please get me off this show."

NBC's Book of Daniel which already stars Aidan Quinn, has also cast Dylan Baker as the senior warden in the church where Quinn is the minister who speaks directly to God.

God help them.

There is absolutely nothing I can say about this.

777 Entertainment Group is currently pitching a new animated project, The Roaches, to cable nets. Created by Marcello Robinson and Deborah Young, the project is about a family of Roaches evicted from their Beverly Hills mansion and who relocate to a Chicago housing project. Several hip hop artists have reportedly been signed to participate in the project including Bone Thugs N Harmony, Jada Kiss, Juvenile, Lil Wayne, Mama Stokes, Mannie Fresh and the Ying Yang Twins.

I do like the Ying Yang Twins.