me so horny

After watching Bang!Bang!Bang!, a charming little video emailed to me from my friend Alyssa, and this Defamer-endorsed Lindsey Lohan-inspired music video, I realized I don't remember the last time I had sex. Sadder still that my last few dates don't hold much promise of changing that disturbing revelation.

My astrologer and numerologist told me I just have to hang in there until March, then everything changes. March seems so far away. So far 2005 has been sucking balls.