what do the flotation devices look like?

I got an email from Orbitz, something about low airfares. So I poked around their site to see how much scratch I need to fly to NYC and finally meet Fred (more on Fred later). I'll probably try JetBlue, I've heard nothing but raves. But it just doesn't make sense that HootersAir doesn't fly out of Los Angeles. Maybe too much confusion on which ones are the passengers and which ones are the stewardesses? I shit you not, all fares start at $69.00. Reservations are available online or made by calling 1-888-FLY HOOT.