infinite hasselhoff

I decided to not go to work today. I'm listening to a Bill Hicks CD, watching the horrific spectacle that is the inauguration of THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER, and reading anything that will make me feel better. I don't have any weed or alcohol or junk food or new porn, so I only have words, words, more words, and music to do the job. Oh, and infinite Hasselhoff. Someone help me.